TPC - Name That Scandal! (en francais)

Going back to my first post in the TPC series:

IndustryGate is too lame, and isn't everyone getting tired of the whole 'gate' label?

Adscam was good. We need to be ready with the appropriate moniker for this barrel of monkeys.

Here are my suggestions on how we should refer to this going forward:

RoboGate - I know - there's that 'gate' again, but it's just too easy. In honour of former Industry Minister Lucienne Robillard, who was minister when all these fine audits and reports were completed. You know - the ones that say that there are no problems! ;

RockPet - can't forget former Industry Minister Allan Rock;

Grease - self explanatory;

Now that this one is warming up, we still need a good name for it. Post all your suggestions in the comments section.