Please don't make me vote! (en francais)

Funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. (H/T to Wonder Woman). Here's a snip on someone who might help him decide who to vote for:

"I imagine Don Cherry could as well, but with an election in the offing, CBC censors will no doubt jam a Percocet drip into his aorta and duct-tape him into Hannibal Lecter’s anti-cannibalism muzzle for the duration."

In true Canadian tradition, I think RightThinkingPeople has earned a nomination for Best Blog Post. He's got my vote!